Have i got a story for you.

A car full of little old ladies got pulled over by a police man. 

The police man asked the woman driving.

Do you know how fast you where going? 

She said 35 miles per hour, why?

'That's to slow". He answered

The Old Lady said "No that's what the sign said it was ,it's 35 mph"

The Officer laugh an said "No, miss that's the number of the highway, this is highway 35 

but can i ask you why your friends look so scared?"

"Well it's because we just came off of highway 95".